My wife asked me, “What is the name of the cologne you are wearing?”
I replied, “GUESS.”
Her response was, “It would be much easier if you just told me.”
The day after the Annual Academy Awards program had aired, my wife and I were riding on the the freeway, when she saw a digital highway information sign which read, "There's no Oscar given for being a lead-foot!"
I quickly responded, "No, but you might get 'slapped' with a ticket!"