Favorite this joke While shopping at the supermarket, I did not know where to find some items on my grocery list.
I spotted a store employee and politely asked, “Excuse me, young man, can you tell me where the nuts are?"
The employee answered, “Well, sir, they might be just about anywhere.“
I just finished candy shopping for Halloween.
That’s when the 55 and over seniors in golf carts show up for trick or trick, in my community.
They will have there choice of: Prilosec; Pepto, Zyrtec, Mylanta, or the ever popular, Gas-X.
There’s a new cereal out called 'LOST'...
So when your mom goes to the supermarket next time tell her to “Get LOST!”
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