Best Jokes

Be careful when you have friends who tell you they can help you break into the jewelry business...

I took their advice, and now I'm serving 9 to 15 in the state penitentiary.

It was revealed in a UK government survey that the prime minister was doing the work of two men...

Those two men would be Laurel and Hardy.

A squirrel was sitting in an apple tree. All of a sudden a cow started climbing up the tree. Surprised to see a climbing cow the squirrel asked the newcomer, "What the heck are you doing here?"

The cow replied, "I thought I'd eat some oranges."

"But this is an apple tree."

"I know. I brought my own."

"Mom, I wish I had the enough money to buy an elephant."

The mother asked, "Why do you want an elephant?"

The boy replied, "I never said I wanted an elephant, I just wish I had that much money."