Best Jokes

There comes a time when all people break down and do the unthinkable...

They read the manual!

My friend told me her dog died of a stroke.

I asked her how hard she stroked it.

She's not my friend anymore.

“I have a pet manatee.”

“What’s his name?”

“His name is Hindenburg but I call him Hugh for short.”

“Oh! The Hugh Manatee!”

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don't love me any more?"

"Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you just cook better now."