Best Jokes

If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.

How does Bigfoot tell time?

With a Sasq-watch.

What did the affectionate crayons say to one another?

I LOVE HUE!

A little girl went to spend a few weeks with her grandmother, who decided to teach her to sew.

After having gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, the granddaughter stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy?"