Best Jokes

There was this blonde woman who had a fire in her house, so she called the fire department.

Blonde: There's a fire in my house!

Fireman: Alright ma'am how do we get to your house?

Blonde: With the big red fire truck, of course!

Yo momma so fat, when she passes the TV, 3 episodes pass.

Patient: Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.

Doctor: Are you taking anything for it?

Patient: Black pepper.

Wife: Honey I lost 5 pounds!

Husband: AT LAST... you washed off your makeup!