A guy went to court for a seat belt ticket...
It was an open-and-shut case.
Part of getting old is that your mind thinks that your body can do things that is can’t…
Or, is it the other way around…
I forget???
Patty, the bank teller, was having a bad day with nasty and rude customers. A nicely dressed young man came up to her window and with a smile showed her a note. "Please give me all your money... I thank you for your time and help!"
After emptying her drawer into a bag, she added a chocolate bar left from her lunch.
"What's that for?" he asked.
"That's because you were the most polite person I've had all day," she answered.
Little Johnny: "Mommy! Mommy! I keep running around in circles!"
Mommy: "Be quiet or I'll super glue your other shoe to the floor too!"