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TOP TEN GIFTS YOUR WIFE DOESN'T WANT FOR CHRISTMAS...

10. A car wash kit
9. A table saw
8. Two all-day passes to Best Buy's Home Theatre Installation Seminar
7. A case of oil
6. Five-year subscription to Sports Illustrated

5. Custom engraved bowling ball
4. New outboard motor for fishing boat
3. Rambo Trilogy on DVD
2. New satellite dish with sports package
1. Three-year membership to Weight Watchers Clinic

Three irishmen walk out of the bar at the same time...

Well, it is possible in theory!

There are three sisters stranded on a island. They live there until they run out of food. They decide to try to swim to the next island but it is 100 miles away.

The oldest sister swims the first 15 miles, gets tired, and swims back. The middle one swims the first 25 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

The youngest sister, and not the smartest one, swims the first 50 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

What did the two businessmen say to each other as they closed a deal during an earthquake?

"Let's shake on it!"