Best Jokes

The River Ravi flows in which state?

A liquid one.

What did Santa say when Mrs. Claus asked what the weather was going to be like on Christmas Day?

He said, "Rain, Dear."

I got into an argument with this thug in a pub. I backed away, but as I was leaving he shouted, “I know where you live!”

I was really worried for a while, but it turned out he works for Royal Mail Parcelforce, so his threat almost certainly isn’t true.

Why did the panda steal my socks?

Because he had bear feet!