Best Jokes

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, she makes cars slow down.

I'm not afraid of dying....

I just don't want to be there when it happens!

You Know You Had Too Much Coffee When
• Juan Valdez names his donkey after you
• You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked
• You grind your coffee beans in your mouth
• You sleep with your eyes open
• You have to watch videos in fast-forward
• You lick your coffee pot clean
• Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
• The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
• You can type sixty words a minute with your feet
• You can jump-start your car without cables
• Your only sources of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low"
• You don't sweat, you percolate

A bunch of bees were enjoying themselves by buzzing around and harassing nature lovers on their bicycles.

"You know," one of the bees said, "if we had arms and legs, it would be a lot easier pedaling these things!"