Best Jokes

A man arrives at a rest home for his first day. He is greeted at the door by a woman.

She says, "You look like my 7th husband."

The man replies, "How many times have you been married?"

"Six."

Alex to his friend Francis: “Yesterday was my wife’s birthday, and I asked her, 'What gift would you like to have?'”

Francis : “What did she say?"

Alex: "She said, 'Give me anything which has diamonds in it.'”

Francis: “So what did you give her?”

Alex: “A deck of playing cards.”

The River Ravi flows in which state?

A liquid one.

What did Santa say when Mrs. Claus asked what the weather was going to be like on Christmas Day?

He said, "Rain, Dear."