Best Jokes

My grandpa recently told me that my generation was too reliant on technology.

"No, grandpa, your generation is too reliant on technology,'' I retorted as I unplugged him from life-support.

My clothes dryer broke down the other day, so I picked up a newspaper to look for a reasonably priced used clothes dryer.

I found an ad that listed a "New, Still in BOX, Unopened, green & environmentally friendly Solar Powered Clothes Dryer" for $50. Wow! That was a bargain for such a high tech dryer. I ordered one with free delivery.

The day I received it, my jaw dropped! I got a box with clothes pins and several yards of rope.

My last name is Pines.

My parents named me Phillip.

I've never forgiven them for that.

And no, I've NEVER been there!

Al: What kind of woman did you marry?

Sam: She's an angel, that's what she is.

Al: Boy, you sure are lucky. Mine's still living.