Best Jokes

Conversation between a guy and a salesperson during the new Tesla roadster drive test...

"Excuse me, sir, I see on the specs that the new Tesla roadster comes standard with a defibrillator?"

"Are you ready to hear the price?"

Two college girls looking at their car's flat tire.

"I don't understand?"

"What?"

"How come the bottom part of the tire always gets a flat?"

"Good question!"

"How did the man feel after being run over by a car?"

Answer: "Tired."

A hunting party, hopelessly lost in the mountains, blamed their guide for leading them astray.

"You told us you were the best guide in Colorado!" they cried.

"I am," he said, "but I think we're in Wyoming now."