Best Jokes

A couple were on vacation in Colorado. They flew to Denver and rented a car to sight see. One of the sights was a bridge that was more than 1,000 feet above the river. Walking out onto the bridge, they noticed it swaying in the wind.

"I don't think I want to drive the car across this bridge," one said to the other.

"What are you worried about?" the second replied. "It's a rental."

The Invisible Man, Dracula, and the Wolfman were all applying for a job. Which one got hired?

Certainly not Dracula, he can only work nights.

Not the Wolfman, severe grooming problem.

Needless to say, the Invisible Man was hired, sight unseen!

What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

The same middle name.

Protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic.