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Favorite this joke Upon receiving her manuscript with a rejection letter back from a major publishing company, the author sent a letter to the editor.
"Sir," she began, "you sent back a story of mine. I know that you did not read the story, for as a test I pasted together pages 18,19,20 and 21. My story came back with these pages still stuck together. I know you are a fraud and turned down the manuscript without reading them."
The editor replied: "Madam, at breakfast when I open an egg I don't have to eat the whole egg to discover it is bad."
Over a drink on evening the discussion turned to length of hair...
Mr. Jones: "Don't you think long hair on a man makes him look intellectual?"
Mr. Smith: "That depends. My wife found a long hair on my coat sleeve yesterday."
I have determined that there are two important lessons in life...
I can't remember the first, BUT THE SECOND is to write everything down!
Jeff to son Jeffery: "Why don't you get your girlfriend a sun lamp?"
Jeffrey: "Why a sun lamp?"
Jeff: "Yes, I bought your mother one."
Jeffery: "She bakes herself with it?"
Jeff: "Yes. Yesterday she baked herself for six hours and now she is the toast of the town!"
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