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$8.00 won 7 votes

Homeowner: "Why don't you ever mop the floor?"

Cleaning Lady: "I'm sorry ma'am, but it's beneath me."

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Heaven" |
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Kid: Did you hear that there is a report of snew tomorrow.

Teacher: What's snew?

Kid: Nothing much, what's snew with you?

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "Shadowsky2123" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

A boastful Englishman was holding forth on the merits of his watch to friends in New York City. At last, one of the American friends decided he could stand it no longer.

"That's nothing, "he interrupted. "I dropped my watch into the Hudson a year ago, and it's been running ever since."

The Englishman looked taken aback. "What!" he exclaimed. "The same watch?"

"No," he replied, "the Hudson."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

Two DIZZY type ladies were discussing the big hole in a street as every day somebody fall in it...

Dizzy A : We must find a solution cause every day some one is dead and the nearest hospital 20 Km.

Dizzy B : I got it, we build a new hospital beside the hole.

Dizzy A : It will take 5 - 10 years to build a hospital. After that everybody will be dead. I got a great solution... we close that hole and open another one beside the nearest hospital!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |