Best Jokes

$15.00 won 6 votes

Man: ”They’ll be changing the metric system soon!”

Boy: ”Uh, what’s that?”

Man: ”They’ll be changing feet to meters!

Boy: ”You mean, we'll be playing meterball?”

6 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
$25.00 won 6 votes

What did the bunny give his girlfriend when he asked her to marry him?

A 13-carrot ring!

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Leogal" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway.

On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile.

Then the foreman asked Sardar why he kept painting less each day?

He replied, “I just can’t do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can.”

6 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "virgogal" |
$50.00 won 6 votes

A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say “bye” 300 times.

6 votes

CATEGORY Office Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "sravanthi" |