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Favorite this joke What did the alien say to the garden?
Take me to your WEEDER!
Police Chief: The thief got away, eh? Did you guard all the exits?
Deputy: Yes, we did. But he tricked us. He went out through an entrance.
I’m 30 years older than my wife. When she was born I was thirty times older than she.
When I was 40 she was 10 making me four times older.
When she was 20 years old I was 50 making me only 2.5 times older.
Last year when we married, she was 30 and I was 60, making me twice her age.
I figure before long we’ll be the same age...
I figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my son to begin having doubts about Santa Claus. Sure enough, one day he said, "Mom, I know something about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy."
Taking a deep breath, I asked him, "What is that?"
He replied, "They're all nocturnal."
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