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As my family was leaving Disney World, my daughter waved and said, "Goodbye Minnie!"

My son waved and said, "Goodbye Mickey!"

I waved and said, "Goodbye money!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Egbert" |
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What do you use to catch a computer mouse?

Click bait.

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posted by "WarmanAndrew" |
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A soccer hooligan is charged with disorderly conduct and assault after a match. The arresting officer states that the accused had thrown something into the river not far from the stadium.

“What exactly did the accused throw into the river?” the judge asks.

“Stones, sir,” the officer replies.

The judge is confused. “Well, that’s hardly an offense, officer.”

“It was in this case, sir,” the officer explains. “Stones was the name of the referee.”

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
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posted by "Benjones" |
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What is a forum?

It's two-um plus two-um.

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |