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What's the difference between 16.5 feet and former New York Yankees' star Alex Rodriguez?

No difference at all, they're both "A Rod"!

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posted by "Louis Phillips" |
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"Darling," said the husband to his new bride, "I am not casting any reflections on your cooking, but I sure wish you could learn to make the kinda of bread my mother use to make."

"I don't think that should be too difficult," she said sweetly, "If you will learn to make the dough my father used to make."

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posted by "maryjones" |
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If I got 50 cents for every math exam I failed...

I’d have $6.30 right now!

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, "I can't talk! Help me!"

The doctor nodded sagely and instructed the man to put his thumb on the table. The man thinks to himself that his thumb has nothing to do with his inability to talk, but he does as the doctor ordered.

The doctor quickly picked up a big book and whacks the man's thumb with it as hard as he could.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" the man yelled.

"Good, good," the doctor said. "Come back tomorrow and we'll work on the 'B'."

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posted by "HENNE" |