Best Jokes

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"Why did they arrest you?"

"They said I was shopping too early."

"Well, that's not a crime. How early were you shopping?"

"Before the store opened."

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "ajokes" |
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What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 act like an idiot?

"Don’t mind him, he’s just a product of our times."

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

What is wrong with a chicken that can't lay eggs?

Henopause.

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
6 votes

What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?

A desserter.

6 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |