"Why did they arrest you?"
"They said I was shopping too early."
"Well, that's not a crime. How early were you shopping?"
"Before the store opened."
What did 2 say to 3 when they saw 6 act like an idiot?
"Don’t mind him, he’s just a product of our times."
What is wrong with a chicken that can't lay eggs?
Henopause.
What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?
A desserter.