If Watson isn't the most famous doctor...
...Then Who is!
I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids...
When I got home, they were still there.
My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.
“Good!” I exclaimed. “I’m ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I’ll call you first.”
“Great!” she replied. “I’ll ride with you.”
My brain travels at the speed of light...
One second it’s here and the next it’s 186,000 miles away.