Best Jokes

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least two pandas, a grizzly, and three polars...

It's the bear minimum.

It must be almost Christmas....

.... because I just saw Easter eggs for sale.

When I left home to go on a business trip, my wife said, "Don't forget to write!"

I thought, "That's unlikely... it's a basic skill, isn't it?"

Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base's corridor floors, and asked him, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"

Private Duncan replied, "Sure."

The Corporal turned red. He said, "That's no way to address a superior officer! Now let's try it again. Private, do you have change for a dollar?"

Private Duncan replied, "No, SIR!"