An infectious disease walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “We don’t serve infectious diseases here.”
The infectious disease says, “Well, you’re not a very good host.”
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
Everybody knows 40 is the new 30, right?
But the police officer giving me a speeding ticket couldn’t be persuaded.
Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?
Sudden Lee.