Best Jokes

A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,653 trees.

“How do you know exactly how many?” I inquired.

“Easy. I keep a log.”

"What would you like for your birthday?"

"Nothing would make me happier than a guitar!"

"Great, I'll get you nothing then."

I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're...

There so stupid!

I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I’ll let you know.