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Which Click Is It?
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A father was teaching his 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt.

The daughter asked, "Do I click the square?"

The father said, "Yes."

The daughter then wanted to know, "Single click or double click?"

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Leibel" |
$7.00 won 6 votes
Positive Thinking
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Doctor: Your Liver is enlarged.

Patient: Does that mean it has space for more whisky?

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "mickey" |
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Perfect Answer
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A friend of mine was telling me that his girlfriend asked him if he would like to spend the weekend watching football games, eating chicken wings, and drinking beer.

This excited my friend because he thought he had found the perfect mate, so he responded with a "YES!" with great enthusiasm.

The girlfriend responded, "Perfect, because I am breaking up with you."

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posted by "Egbert" |
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American and English
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What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

"About 3,000 miles!"

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "Kyoto" |