A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway...
Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!
One of the oldest dances popular in D.C. has a new name: The Politician.
"All you have to do is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step, side-step, and turn around."
If athletes get athlete’s foot...
Then do astronauts get mistletoe?
Officer: "Why should you be released early?"
Man: "I’m..."
Officer: "Go on..."
Man: "I think..."
Officer: "Yes?"
Man: "Can I please finish my sentence?"
Officer: "Sure, if that's what you really want. Parole denied."