Best Jokes

My boyfriend Hans and I met online. After dating a long time, I introduced him to my uncle, who was fascinated by the fact that we met over the Internet.

He asked Hans what kind of line he had used to pick me up.

Ever the geek, Hans naively replied, “I just used a modem.”

A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,653 trees.

“How do you know exactly how many?” I inquired.

“Easy. I keep a log.”

"What would you like for your birthday?"

"Nothing would make me happier than a guitar!"

"Great, I'll get you nothing then."

I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're...

There so stupid!