Best Jokes

A man gets pulled over by the police for speeding. The cop walks up to the car and says to the driver, “Sir, did you know that you were going 60 miles an hour?" The driver says, "Officer, there is no way I could have been going 60 miles an hour!" The cop says, “Really! Why is that? The driver replies," I could not have been going 60 miles an hour because I've only been out driving for 25 minutes."

Q: What did the ghost say to the doctor?
A: I have a boo boo

I was going to tell you the joke about the pencil, but there's really no point to it.

Two strands of DNA were walking down the street. One says to the other, "Do these genes make me look fat?