Best Jokes

Mary comes home rather late. “Oh, sweetheart,” she called, “your car’s on Maple Street.”
“Why didn’t you bring it home?” her husband asked. “Couldn’t, she said. “It’s too dark out there to find all the parts.”

His girlfriend had just learned to drive the car and now they were out in the suburbs racing along over seventy. “Doesn’t speeding over the beautiful country make you glad you are alive?” she asked.
“Glad?” He raised an eyebrow. “Glad in not the word for it. I’m amazed.”

Baba sent his brother a birthday cake, air mail. He wanted him to get it while the candles were still burning.

A man put in 10 puns for a pun contest, hoping that at least one of them would win. But sadly, no pun in ten did.