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Writing a horror screenplay. It starts off with a ringing phone.

The person answers and it’s their mom saying, “I have a computer question..."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Why did Miss Muffet need directions?

She lost her Whey.

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posted by "Narvon7" |
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The zoo keeper found a new employee standing uneasy next to the lion's cage.

Zoo keeper: "Didn't I tell you that when the lion is wagging his tail, he was friendly?"

Employee: "He was wagging his tail and roaring at the same time."

Zoo keeper: "So, what's that got to do with it?"

Employee: "Well, I don't know which end to trust."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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posted by "Benjones" |
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A woman was shopping for something to wear to her 50th high school reunion when a group of teenage girls came into the same shop to try on dresses for their school formal.

“Gross,” complained one girl loudly to her friends, “this dress makes me look 40 years old!”

“May I have it?” called out the lady. “That’s just what I’m looking for!”

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CATEGORY News Jokes
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posted by "Heaven" |