Best Jokes

Son: Dad do you believe in ghost?

Dad: No.

Son: Our maid said ghost exist.

Dad: We don't have maid.

Mom: Meet me out in the car right now.

Dad: Why?

Mom: We don't have son.

Dad: Wait.... I am not married..!!

You know what really makes me sick?

The Flu.

"You know, I think everyone should divide their worldly goods with the other fellow," said an office worker to another.

"That's a good idea. If you had two thousand dollars would you give me half?"

"Sure."

"And if you had two automobiles, would you give me one?"

"Sure."

"And if you had two shirts, would you give me one?"

"No."

"No? Why?"

"Because I have two shirts."

To make his class interesting, an English language teacher asked a grade 3 student to challenge him in an English test. The student wrote this word on the classroom board, SIDANDTED, and asked his teacher to explain its meaning.

The teacher looked at the word for some time and even searched for its meaning in the dictionary. After several minutes of his research, he gave up and asked his student to explain the meaning.

The student simply said, “They are my friends, Sid and Ted.”