Best Jokes

Catelin: My Mom has the worst memory.

Amanda: She forgets everything?

Catelin: No, she remembers everything!

A baby mouse sees a bat flying overhead and says, "Mom! I think I see an angel!"

The trial went on for 4 weeks with testimony by both sides. Finally, the jury retired to determine the verdict.

After 2 days the jury had reached a decision to acquit the prisoner.

Judge: "What possible reason could you have for acquitting the prisoner?"

Foreman: "Insanity, sir."

Judge: "What, all twelve of you?"

A little boy called Ben was taken to the dentist.  Examination revealed that Ben had a cavity, which needed filling. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth, amalgam or composite?"

"I would prefer chocolate, please," replied Ben.