Best Jokes

Why was the desert so bored?

Because it had nothing left to sea!

Teacher: "School starts 8am, young man. Why are you coming in at 8:30am?

Student: "Sir, by all means, you can start the class without me. No need to wait."

Teacher: What is an island?

Student : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.

Teacher : On one side?

Student : Yes, on top!

What kind of music do Christmas elves like the best?

Wrap music!