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$10.00 won 13 votes

Husband: "Now that we are married, perhaps I might venture to point out a few of your little defects."

Wife: "Don't bother, dear. I'm quite aware of them. It was those little defects that prevented me from getting a much better man than you."

13 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$15.00 won 13 votes

Where did the kangaroo go to get its eyesight checked?

To a hop-tician!

13 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$12.00 won 13 votes

Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus...

Wife: What do you mean?
Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!

On hearing that the wife retorts,"AWESOME, you do that, I'll do a Mary and show up pregnant untouched by my husband."

The man stayed home.

13 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "mlr9" |
$25.00 won 13 votes

What can you break without touching?

Promise.

13 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |