"Doctor, the problem is obesity runs in our family."
"No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mark: We played a guessing game.
Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam?
Mark: That’s right.
Husband: "Now that we are married, perhaps I might venture to point out a few of your little defects."
Wife: "Don't bother, dear. I'm quite aware of them. It was those little defects that prevented me from getting a much better man than you."
Where did the kangaroo go to get its eyesight checked?
To a hop-tician!