Police officer talks to a driver: "Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!"
Driver: "Alright, go ahead and do it. They want twice as much as that at the garage."
John wished his classmate Julia, "All the best on your exams."
Julia replied, "Thank you and all the best to you too!"
Later Julia passed and John failed.
John came to the only possible and logical conclusion he could... "That only boys wish with a true heart."