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Father: "Take a look at and learn something from your classmate Lucy. She got an A on the last exam."

Son: "Actually Dad, that's the reason I failed... I WAS looking at her."

22 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$9.00 won 22 votes
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What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

Book-Worms!!!

22 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 21 votes

Police officer talks to a driver: "Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!"

[Pause]

Driver: "Alright, go ahead and do it. They want twice as much as that at the garage."

21 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Mounika" |
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John wished his classmate Julia, "All the best on your exams."

Julia replied, "Thank you and all the best to you too!"

Later Julia passed and John failed.

John came to the only possible and logical conclusion he could... "That only boys wish with a true heart."

21 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |