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A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights. I showed her our top brand, but—wanting to make sure each bulb worked—she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in. I did, and each one lit up.

“Great,” she said. I carefully placed the string of lights back in the box. But as I handed them to her, she looked alarmed.

“I don’t want this box,” she said abruptly. “It’s been opened.”

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
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posted by "Mounika" |
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Husband: "Honey, why do you usually answer me back with a question when I ask you a question?"

Wife: "Is that what I do?"

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posted by "Leibel" |
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Tom was walking down the street when he sees a funeral procession. At the head was the casket, behind was a man walking a very large dog and behind him were 300 people. Tom walks over to the guy with the dog and asks, "Who’s funeral is this?"

The man answers, “My mother-in-law’s.”

Tom wishes his condolences and asks, “She must of been a very important person, but what’s with the dog?”

"This is the dog that killed her.”

So Tom asks, “Can I borrow the dog for an hour?”

He responds, “Get in line!”

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posted by "mickey" |
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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
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posted by "mickey" |