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What is an alien's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!

22 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Clown" |
$50.00 won 21 votes

Police officer talks to a driver: "Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!"

[Pause]

Driver: "Alright, go ahead and do it. They want twice as much as that at the garage."

21 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Mounika" |
$50.00 won 21 votes

A man was standing in a line at a bank to withdraw cash. After an hour his turn came and he gave his bank details to the cashier. The cashier said, "I am sorry, sir. There's no cash."

Fuming with anger, the man rushed to the manager's room and yelled at him. "You are a big bank and you don't have cash? Close my account!" he demanded.

The manager pacified the man and rushed to the cashier. Minutes later he returned and the man asked, "Did you bring my cash or you are still running out of it?"

The manager replied, "Sir, we have enough cash. Unfortunately, your account does not."

21 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$25.00 won 21 votes

What can you break without touching?

Promise.

21 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |