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My elderly mother was rushed to the hospital following a serious tumble. There the staff placed a band around her wrist with large letters warning: Fall Risk.

Unimpressed, Mom said to me, “I’ll have them know I’m a winter, spring, and summer risk too!”

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posted by "Mounika" |
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While I was out to lunch, my coworker answered my phone and told the caller that I would be back in 20 minutes.

The woman asked, “Is that 20 minutes Central Standard Time?”

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posted by "Mounika" |
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A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother, "Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?"

"That's your father."

"Then who's that man who lives with us now?"

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posted by "Leibel" |
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Guy goes to top of the mountain and screams, "I LOVE YOU!"

He waits for the echo. It takes a while, but he finally hears it.

Echo replies, "I have a boyfriend!"

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posted by "Ssmith007" |