Two ducks are in a pond. One went "Quack quack!" and the other duck said, "That's funny, I was just about to say that!"
Pig 1: Why don't we ask him to sit with us?
Pig 2: No way, he is quite the Boar!
Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be 80.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork!