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Guy goes to top of the mountain and screams, "I LOVE YOU!"

He waits for the echo. It takes a while, but he finally hears it.

Echo replies, "I have a boyfriend!"

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posted by "Ssmith007" |
$50.00 won 16 votes

Two ducks are in a pond. One went "Quack quack!" and the other duck said, "That's funny, I was just about to say that!" 

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posted by "Mounika" |
$50.00 won 16 votes

Pig 1: Why don't we ask him to sit with us?

Pig 2: No way, he is quite the Boar!

16 votes

posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$12.00 won 15 votes

Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be 80.

Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.

Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

15 votes

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posted by "mickey" |