Son: "Mom, do fairies fly?"
Mom: "Yes honey, they do. Why do you ask?"
Kid: "This morning dad told the maid that she looks like Tinkerbell, the fairy. Does that mean she will fly too?"
Mom: "Oh yes, she will fly right out of this house!"
"Whose car is this?"
"Mine! I just picked it up from the car dealer. You like it?"
"It's great, congratulations!"
"Thanks, but it's just a second hand one. Would you like to take it for a spin?"
"Really? You don't mind?"
"Not at all."
Five Minutes Later-
"What'd going on? I thought you were taking the car for a spin?
"Just give me a minute. I'm just trying to decide something."
"Well, you said it's a second hand car, but I just can't decide which is my first hand and which is the second?"