A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother, "Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?"
"That's your father."
"Then who's that man who lives with us now?"
Guy goes to top of the mountain and screams, "I LOVE YOU!"
He waits for the echo. It takes a while, but he finally hears it.
Echo replies, "I have a boyfriend!"
Two ducks are in a pond. One went "Quack quack!" and the other duck said, "That's funny, I was just about to say that!"
Pig 1: Why don't we ask him to sit with us?
Pig 2: No way, he is quite the Boar!