What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
Teacher: "What is an OS? And give me an example."
Student: "An OS is a word which can be used instead of saying 'Oh Yes'. For example, do you like ice cream? You can reply, ‘Oh, yes' or 'OS.'
Teacher: "You may sit down now."
"Why is your book so old?"
"What do you expect, it's my history book!"
A man enters the kitchen, opens the sugar box, looks inside and closes it.
He does it again and again. Why?
Because the doctor told him to check his sugar levels regularly.