Best Jokes

Wife: I’m mad.

Husband: Again or still?

Little Johnny ran into the room sobbing as through his heart would break.

"Whats the problem Johnny?" asked his mother.

"Oh, daddy was hanging a picture and he dropped it on his toe," replied Johnny.

"Why, that's nothing to cry about. You should be laughing at that," said his mother.

"I did," Johnny replied.

Where do fish keep their money?

"In the River Banks."

How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty! One to change it and nineteen to stand on each other's shoulders.