Just found out on my tax return that there's a limit on dependents...
I thought 45 was reasonable, but I was wrong.
A paperboy said to a customer one day, "Mr. Smith, I wish I had twenty customers like you."
"Gosh, that's nice to hear," said Smith, "but I'm kind of surprised considering I never tip all that well and always pay late."
The paperboy said, "I know, but I'd still like twenty customers like you. The problem is I have one hundred and forty!"
My daughter asked me, "What is a unit a power?"
I replied, "Correct."
You miss 100% of the shots you DON'T take...
You also miss 95% of the shots you DO take...
You stink and you're off the team is basically what I'm trying to say.