My girlfriend always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator...
I guess we are raised differently.
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81...
He said no.
"Dad, I want to become a politician," said Jim.
His father asked, "And what are you doing to become one?"
"Nothing, dad."
"Good, you're halfway there then."
Wife: Whatcha doing?
Me: Nothing.
Wife: You did that yesterday.
Me: I wasn't finished.