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Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage"...

.... and not "griefcase."

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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My girlfriend always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator...

I guess we are raised differently.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me.

"Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009," I informed him.

"Really?" he asked.

"No," I said.

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
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I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81...

He said no.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |