Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage"...
.... and not "griefcase."
My girlfriend always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator...
I guess we are raised differently.
"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me.
"Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009," I informed him.
"Really?" he asked.
"No," I said.
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81...
He said no.