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Golfer: "You must be the world's worst caddy!"

Caddy: "No, that would be too much of a coincidence."

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posted by "Benjones" |
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A housewife answered the door bell to find two beggars outside. "So you're begging in two's now?" she asked.

"No, only for today," one of them replied. "I'm showing my replacement the ropes before going on vacation."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Two cowboys were lost in the desert when they spotted a tree draped in bacon strips.

"We're saved!" shouted one cowboy. But when he ran up to the tree, he was shot multiple times.

It wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I met my old coach. Walking through the gym, we came upon a plaque on which I was still listed as the record holder for the longest softball throw.

Noticing my surprise, the coach said, "That record will stand forever."

I was about to make some modest disclaimer that records exist to be broken, when he added, "We stopped holding that event years ago."

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posted by "Mary" |