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I do not trip over things...

I just perform random gravity checks!

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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Wife: Whatcha doing?

Me: Nothing.

Wife: You did that yesterday.

Me: I wasn't finished.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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What would happen if Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton married each other?

For the first time in history, the White House would demand a very large security deposit.

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posted by "Marty" |
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What did the egg say to the whisk?

I know when I'm beaten.

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posted by "WomenPower" |