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Favorite this joke The owner of a musical instrument store summoned one of his staff who was overheard arguing with a customer. He asked her what they were arguing about. "She wanted a guitar, and I told her we didn't have one."
The boss said, "So she wanted a guitar, the customer is always right. Why did you give her a hard time?"
"Well, for starters, she was left-handed, so she wasn't right."
I had a question for my English as a second language teacher...
Me: This word confuses me, can you give me a sentence using 'apparently'?
Teacher: Apparently, you don’t know what apparently means.
What is the the difference in counting cattle vs sheep?
Counting cattle does not put you to sleep!
Moe: "Where did Larry go?"
Curly: "He’s round in front."
Moe: "I know what he looks like, I just wanted to know where he went."
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