Best Jokes

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."

Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."

Dear Winter,

I'm breaking up with you. I think it is time I start seeing other seasons.

Besides, Summer is much HOTTER than you!

Burns: Do you like to love?
Allen: No.
Burns: Like to kiss?
Allen: No.
Burns: What do you like?
Allen: Lamb chops.
Burns: Lamb chops. Could you eat two big lamb chops alone?
Allen: Alone? Oh, no, not alone. With potatoes I could.

Do not underestimate your abilities...

That is your Boss's job!