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Favorite this joke Two prison inmates were standing in the cafeteria line getting lunch...
One inmate said to the other inmate, "When I was governor, the food was much better!"
What did the mortician say when his assistant suddenly quit on him?
"Go ahead, it's your funeral!"
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."
Dear Winter,
I'm breaking up with you. I think it is time I start seeing other seasons.
Besides, Summer is much HOTTER than you!
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