Did anyone hear about George Clooney's new genealogical website?
It's called, "Oh, Brother Where Art Thou."
What did Mike Tyson's parents say when he told them that he wanted to be a boxer?
"Go ahead, knock yourself out!"
Why is Popeyes the best fast food chain around?
They fry their chicken in olive oil!
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her.
I came into my house and told my dog... we laughed a lot.