A young lady stops at the gas station to fill up and realizes she has locked her keys inside the car. When going inside to pay, she asks for a hanger to unlock her car.
After a few minutes the attendant comes to help.
The not so bright lady is moving the hanger, while inside the car is her not so bright friend giving directions. "RIGHT, NOW LEFT, JUST A LITTLE MORE RIGHT..."
Did anyone hear about George Clooney's new genealogical website?
It's called, "Oh, Brother Where Art Thou."
What did Mike Tyson's parents say when he told them that he wanted to be a boxer?
"Go ahead, knock yourself out!"
Why is Popeyes the best fast food chain around?
They fry their chicken in olive oil!