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One day a woman brings her daughter to the doctor's office to get her checked out.

After the checkup, the doctor tells the mother that her daughter is pregnant.

The mother exclaims, "I'll have you know that my daughter is very classy and is still a virgin!"

The doctor immediately looks out the window.

The mother angrily screams, "What are you doing?!"

The doctor says, "Last time this happened, three men rode up that hill."

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posted by "Tnevs" |
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Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"

Husband proudly replies, "Only you, Darling... with the others, I was awake."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Duct tape is like 'The Force'...

It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was practicing good Social Distancing.

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posted by "?Or#" |