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Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"

Husband proudly replies, "Only you, Darling... with the others, I was awake."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Duct tape is like 'The Force'...

It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was practicing good Social Distancing.

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posted by "?Or#" |
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Sam: I’m having a lot of trouble with eczema, teacher.

Teacher: Heavens, where do you have it?

Sam: I don’t have it, I just can’t spell it.

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |