Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"
Husband proudly replies, "Only you, Darling... with the others, I was awake."
Duct tape is like 'The Force'...
It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was practicing good Social Distancing.
Sam: I’m having a lot of trouble with eczema, teacher.
Teacher: Heavens, where do you have it?
Sam: I don’t have it, I just can’t spell it.