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It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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posted by "ERS" |
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Mikey: "I ate a submarine sandwich for lunch and I think I'm going to be sick."

Mother: "What makes you say that?"

Mikey: "It's starting to surface."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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"I get the feeling I'm going to get my old boss back again."

"I thought your old boss died?"

"He did die... and the company's going to the same place that he did!"

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posted by "WomenPower" |
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Back in the day, we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash.

Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!

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posted by "Inigo Montoya" |