Best Jokes

Barney: I have a three-season bed.

Wilma: What is a three-season bed?

Barney: One without a spring.

I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him...

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

What’s the matter with your wife, she looks upset?”

“She got a terrible shock.”

“What was it?”

“She was assisting at a rummage sale at the church. She took off her new $20 hat and somebody sold it for 50 cents.”

A scientist finally realizes his dream of creating a formula for becoming invisible. Entering the family home, he trips over a mysterious unseeable lump. The mystery quickly unraveled after finding a note left by his less scientific sibling written as follows:

Dear Brother,

Hope you don’t mind. I’ve borrowed your formula to do some tests of my own. First, I will run through walls! Second...