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Favorite this joke A scientist finally realizes his dream of creating a formula for becoming invisible. Entering the family home, he trips over a mysterious unseeable lump. The mystery quickly unraveled after finding a note left by his less scientific sibling written as follows:
Dear Brother,
Hope you don’t mind. I’ve borrowed your formula to do some tests of my own. First, I will run through walls! Second...
I love bacon.
Sometimes I eat it twice a day.
It helps take my mind off the terrible chest pains I keep getting.
There were two young men from the South who loved to fish and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They’d heard about it up in Canada, so they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of them said, “We’re gonna need an ice pick.” So they got that, and they took off.
In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, “We’re gonna need another dozen ice picks.”
Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn’t. He sold him the picks, and the young man left. In about an hour, he was back.
“We’re gonna need all the ice picks you’ve got.”
The bait man couldn’t stand it any longer. “By the way,” he asked, “how are you fellows doing out there?”
“Not very well at all,” he said. “We ain’t even got the boat in the water yet."
"Dad, I am hungry."
"Hi Hungry, I'm Dad."
"Dad, I'm serious."
"I thought you were Hungry?"
"Are you kidding me?"
"Nope, I'm Dad."
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