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Favorite this joke Two guys are standing on a rooftop. The first one looked down and asked, "Hey, if I jump down from here, how long do you think it would take me to reach the ground?"
Second one then also looked down and said, "Well, it's pretty high up here. I think it would take at least five days!"
"Really? Okay, here's another one," continues the first. "Do you think if I would die after I jump?"
"Of course you would, five days! How could you survive that long without water?!"
There was a sign on the wall for the economic use of the company's copy machine, "Copy & Print in Black & White only, please!"
Someone crossed off the word "black" later on.
Do you know why "pregnancy" lasts for nine months?
Because the word pregnancy is composed of 9 letters...
I know you are going to count it.
Two men are walking in the desert. They come upon a hole in the ground. One man asks, "How deep is that hole?"
The other responds, "I don't know, throw something in it and see how long it takes to hit the bottom."
The other man turns around and finds an anvil. He tosses the anvil into the hole and two seconds later a goat flies by and jumps into the hole. Just then a rancher comes up and asks the men if they had seen his goat.
One man says, "We just saw him jump into this hole!"
The Rancher replied, "That can't be, I had him tied to an anvil!"
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