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An older couple were making their funeral arrangements. The cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like. "You will have a beautiful view of the swan pond," he assured them.

The husband didn't buy it, he replied, "Unless you will be including a periscope with my casket, I do not think I will enjoy it."

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full".

I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down."

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Tnevs" |
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Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There is no Menu - you get what you deserve!

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "ajokes" |
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Lumberjack: Can I axe you a question?

Tree: Wood you please?

Lumberjack: Besides dogs, what other living creature barks?

Tree: I'm stumped.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "eslippin" |