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I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full".

I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down."

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Tnevs" |
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Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There is no Menu - you get what you deserve!

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "ajokes" |
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Lumberjack: Can I axe you a question?

Tree: Wood you please?

Lumberjack: Besides dogs, what other living creature barks?

Tree: I'm stumped.

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posted by "eslippin" |
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Blanche: Herb, if you don't stop snoring, I'm going to toss you out on your ear!

Herb: Does it upset you that much?

Blanche: Not just me, the entire congregation.

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posted by "HENNE" |