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4 votes

Me: "I wanna travel!"

My bank account: "Like... to the backyard, you mean?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
4 votes

A long time ago, a father, visiting America for the very first time, went up and down the aisles with his son-in-law at the local store.

He constantly asked questions about products he saw, "Vas diss? Powdered orange juice?"

"Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice."

A few minutes later, in a different aisle, "Und vas dis? Powdered milk?"

"Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!"

A few minutes later, in a different aisle, "Und give a look here! Baby Powder! Vat a country, vat a country!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

Parent: "Why did you swallow the money I gave you?"

Child: "Well, you did say it was my lunch money."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "shirley Mc" |
$12.00 won 4 votes

I am a first-grade teacher and a new empty nester. One night I was trying out an art project: making a person with simple materials.

I took a coat hanger, attached a paper-plate face, put a shirt on the hanger and stuffed it. Then I sat it on the couch to see how it looked.

Later that evening my son walked in the door, home for a surprise visit. Taking one look at my coat-hanger friend sitting on the couch, he said, "Mom, it’s not that bad, is it?"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "sravanthi" |