Best Jokes

My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend.

She quickly diagnosed the problem, “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”

Suspecting he had a serious medical condition, I nagged my husband until he agreed to see a doctor.

Once there, he was handed a mountain of forms to fill out. Next to 'Reason for visit' he wrote, "My wife made me."

It seemed that all our appliances had broken in the same week, and repairs were straining our budget. So when I picked up the kids from school and our Jeep started making rattling sounds, I decided that rather than burden my husband, I’d deal with it.

When we got home, the kids rushed right into the house with the news. "Daddy, the Jeep was breaking down, but Mom made the noise stop!"

Impressed, my husband asked, "How did you fix it?"

"I turned up the volume on the radio," I confessed.

All parents are proud of overachieving children, and one father was no exception...

The bumper sticker on his car read "My Kid Made Your License Plate".