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What do people in China call their fancy plates?

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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What kind of face cream do Matadors use?

Olay!

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posted by "Robert Hill" |
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A guy brings a dog to a bar and says he’s the smartest dog in the world.

Guy asks him: Name a character from West Side Story?

Dog: Riff Riff!

Guy asks him: What covers a building or a house?

Dog: Roof Roof!

Guy asks him: Who’s the best baseball player ever?

Dog: Ruth Ruth!

Bartender kicks them both out of the bar.

Dog: What went wrong? Should I have said Cy Young?

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'...

The result was 'This page cannot be found.'

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |