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Favorite this joke A girl is doing a crossword puzzle...
"What's a 7-letter word for 'easily perceived or understood' that starts with 'O'?"
"Isn't it obvious?"
"It should be, but I can't figure it out. That's why I'm asking."
My husband and I attended a bridal fair trying to drum up work for his fledgling wedding photography business. One vendor assumed we were engaged and asked when the big day was.
"Oh, we’ve been married ten years," I said.
"Really?" she asked. "But you look so happy?"
My friend asked me to help him with his crossword puzzle as he was struggling with 4 across.
"What's the clue?" I asked.
"Overworked postman," he said.
"How many letters?"
"Thousands!"
Q: What do skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetit!
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